"when i was a kid i used to pray every night for a new bicycle. then i realized God doesn't work that way. so, i stole one and prayed for forgiveness."
"how many people where have telekinetic powers?" -raises my hand-
"never be afraid to try something new. remember, armatures built the ark. professionals built the titanic."
“oh, you hate your job? why didn't you say so? there's a support group for that. it's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
“since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”
“your heart is my piñata.”
“find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky his is to have you.... the one who turns to his friends and says, 'that's her.'”
“tears are words the heart can't express.”
“life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“to wish you were someone else is to waste the person you are.”
“there's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.”
“you haven't lost your smile at all, it's right under your nose. you just forgot it was there.”
“they may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
