so anyway, monday night we, Josh and i had, got into a fight. yenno, a little falling out. basically it was all over a "misunderstanding" or what not. i was over at my grandparent's house to pick Prada's ass up and shit. of course i'm talking to Josh on yahoo and what not. lemme sample this conversation for you.
Josh: mannnn
Me: what?
Josh: nothing i'm bored
Me: oh so i bore you, huh?
Josh: sometimes
*pause. was he serious?
Me: that's interesting
Me: well go unbore yourself Josh
Josh: if i go out i'm not coming home til late
Me: do what you want Josh
Josh: bet
Josh: i'm going to Tim's house
*alert, alert. he already knew that shit was going to piss me off to no end, but of course i was tryna play like i didn't care. ugh, especially when i know hoes be ALL up at Tim's house and probably ALL over Josh and shit. but yeah, whatever. so i'm playing like i don't care and shit. capeesh? yuh.
so he hits me up again like 30 minutes later. to only later get into it further more & shit. anyway, it was more so of me being an asshole and him not understanding why. i suppose it was a misunderstanding. well, yeah. that's exactly what it was. anyway, we talk again later and he tells me that he was only joking when he said that i bored him.
*okay, so maybe i did blow the thing out of proportion, but a nigga didn't put a "jk" "lol" "lmao" or none of that shit after that statement, so i really had no choice but to take him seriously.
lol, so Josh's cool ass randomly calls my ass out the blue while i'm at the gas station. not to buy a blunt, black & mild or none of that shit, but for once just a regular purchase of a cherry coke zero. so he calls me to ask me if i'm okay and i tell him yeah. mind you, it's fucking pouring rain & my cool ass has on some crocs, so as i'm walking into the gas station i almost bust my ass in front of fiftyleven niggas and shit. i'm screaming all in his ear, while trying to keep my hair from gettin wet & trying to keep from falling. this whole time Josh got jokes and shit, "make sure not to get your weave wet boo." TRIED ME!
so i enter the gas station of whatever, and as i'm on my way in this nigga on his way out carrying a two brown paper bags full of 40 oz. beers/malt liquors. i take a deep breath & prepare myself. i mainly try to stay focused on Josh, cause for some reason i'm thinking that me being on the phone will keep me from being notice. but nah.
"damn baby, gimme a kiss."
NIGGA WHAT! i laugh at this nigga in his face as i'm makin my way back to the refrigerator things. Josh ass crunk as hell, "WHAT THAT NIGGA SAY TO YOU?" i'm laughing it off, cause i know how Josh ass can get.
*Baby is a fool, i swear this nigga wants to beat the whole world up over my ass. so umm, you Atlanta niggas baby said get the fuck back. and if you try me in front of him this summer, i really hate it for you.
so anyway, i make my purchase and on my way out and ANOTHER coon has something else to add. i swear to yall, niggas in the hood be so thirsty ESPECIALLY eastside decatur niggas. it was then when i notice all eyes is on a bitch, and i'm like the only female in the entire facility. so a bitch kinda nervous. i keep talking to Josh, and dash away to the car & go home.
so yeah man, Josh and i end up talking that night from like 11 pm to 4 in the morning <3.
some more shit...
yeah Josh, i'm biting you, but i can do that.
so i've basically been spending every night talking to Josh since last Monday. even though we have work and shit in the morning, we still stay up to the wee hours of the morning caking and shit.
*speaking of which, he had a big day that week. shouts outs to me & Josh yenno. to all you bitches, get the fuck back. like Monica & Brandy, the boy is MINE! 01072009.
like i was saying, we've been staying up laughin and shit, on some real g shit.
check it, so one night we were up watching Jackass the Movie. ROFLLLLLLLLLLLL, Josh had me rolling man. i have never laughed that hard at that movie, except for maybe with my Bust It Baby, shout outs to you babygirl. but chea, he went on and on about this old man in the scooter. i lie to you not a bitch almost fell over on the floor.
insider: like hahahaaa [/shawty lo]
-dead
a bitch be really on her job man. i'm really a g. soooo these past 7+ days, Josh and i have been discovering alot more about each other and shit. ALOT more about each other -wink, wink- lmao, i'm fucking with yall. but seriously though, a bitch is really looking forward to this summer. like no lie.
wanna know why? here goes...
- i'm having LOTS of sex with Josh
- we're gettin pregnant
- and lastly enganged
HOLLA FRONT!
and Josh i know you're reading this, so umm why you smiling baby?*lol, this nigga was at his mom's house talking to me on yahoo with his shirt over his face cause he couldn't stop smiling and he didn't want any one to see. aww, i love you baby. i love you, i love you, i love you.
the moral of the story is: Josh and i are inseparable.
the end.
